Below is a list of the characters in the “Murder at Wicked Fuck” Murder Mystery Night. Please reference this sheet when picking character preferences.

• Couples are colored and bolded. When you sign up, please sign up as a couple of characters.
• MAIN characters are in BLUE font on the list.  These characters have a significant play in the main murder plot of the story. These characters have a plot more focused on that than actual sexy times itself (they can still play during the story, but it’s just not embedded in their goals/actions). But don’t worry! There will be plenty of time in the night to indulge after the murder is solved.
• NOTE: Main characters may have certain sexual dynamics with other characters outside the couple. However, NONE of them are explicit and are instead implied. For example, an affair may be discussed as in the past, or a love confession can be just that – verbal. However, you may enhance as you please 😉 If you have any questions, please let me know.
• MINOR characters are unmarked. These characters have their own side plots, often between just their couple dynamics or a few other characters. These characters have plenty of opportunity for silly, sexy fun that add a wackiness to the plot, though none of their actions are mandatory.
• There are some minor characters that are highly intermingled with other couples. These are noted in the sheet. Please sign up for these characters if you and another couple plan on playing with each other. I want to provide excitement while also avoiding too much awkward adjustment in character dynamics. Remember – nothing is binding and you can adjust as needed.
• This roster is very heteronormative due to the fact the demographic of the club is, well, very heteronormative. You may play roles that do not match your gender, age, or other descriptions. Please adjust as you please. However, please try and sign up for characters that you will have fun playing into!
• There is a section of recommended props, as well as outfits specified in the physical description. Please take inspiration from these. Feel free to go campy (wigs, costumes, etc) or stay more realistic. Your preference.
• MAIN CHARACTERS – FIRST COME FIRST SERVE!!! (Loosely) The timestamp of completed surveys and purchased tickets will play a factor in who may receive main characters. This is to ensure there is a full roster of the needed characters, as well as back ups in case of last minute cancellations or no shows.
• Please reach out to SexySillySweethearts for any questions.

Steve “Suckmaster” Stevenson (The Owner) 

• Character Snapshot:
  Steve is the owner of the new club in town, Wicked Fuck. He is the loud, charismatic life of the party, but his confidence hides a deep fear of failure. He thrives on attention and validation, always looking to maintain the illusion of success while manipulating those around him. His wife is Jodi.
• Physical Description:
  In his early 50s, Steve wears slightly worn business suits that give off the appearance of success, though they hint at his financial struggles. He has a firm handshake, overly confident posture, and often nervously adjusts his tie or hair. His jovial tone masks an underlying tension.
• Recommended Props: Comb (especially if you’re bald)

Jodi “Jigglewiggles” Stevenson (The Begrudged Wife)

• Character Snapshot:
  Jodi, Steve’s wife, is fiercely protective of her marriage and social status. While she keeps up the appearance of a refined, classy woman, underneath she is deeply insecure, especially around younger women. Her jealousy and territorial nature often bubble to the surface in passive-aggressive ways. She’s not one for direct confrontation but excels at making her feelings known through subtle jabs.
• Physical Description:
  In her late 40s, Jodi is still attractive, though she resents the effort it takes to maintain her appearance. Always impeccably dressed, she favors sultry, classic outfits that exude control and sophistication. Her posture is poised, but her eyes can betray a simmering frustration. She speaks slowly and deliberately, with a tone that can easily shift from seductive to cutting.
• Recommended Props: Purse

Ashleigh Whitely (The Bashful Prude)

• Character Snapshot:
  Ashleigh is a shy, reformed Christian woman who is visiting the club for the first time with her husband, Troy. Though she is eager to embrace this new chapter in their marriage, there’s a quiet tension in her demeanor. She is reserved and avoids conflict, preferring to stay in the background and maintain a sense of innocence. Ashleigh is cautious, especially when meeting new people, and tries to keep a low profile while navigating the unfamiliar environment of the club.
• Physical Description:
  Ashleigh is in her early 30s, modestly dressed, with a delicate, soft-spoken presence. She often appears nervous, with her hands clasped together or wringing when anxious. Her wide eyes seem to take in everything around her, but she tends to avoid direct eye contact when uncomfortable, giving off a sense of unease. Her movements are careful, as if she’s trying to blend in rather than draw attention.
• Recommended Props: Wedding ring

Troy Whitely (The Pastor)

• Character Snapshot:
  Troy is a kind-hearted, well-meaning man with strong Christian values. He’s eager to explore new experiences in his marriage and is excited to accompany his wife, Ashleigh, to the club. Throughout the night, he’s focused on supporting his wife and maintaining a positive outlook on their shared journey. His friendly and warm nature helps him engage with others, though he quietly wrestles with some inner uncertainties.
• Physical Description:
  Reverend Troy is in his early 30s with a clean-cut, polished look, embodying a suburban dad aesthetic. He has a wide, superficial grin that often seems forced, and he fidgets with his wedding ring when uncertain. His nervous energy is apparent, and he struggles with eye contact when uncomfortable.
• Recommended Props: Wedding ring

Tommy Cruise (The Confused Cruise Swinger)

• Character Snapshot:
  Tommy is smooth-talking and outwardly charming, often playing the role of the fun, carefree guy. Beneath the surface, however, there’s a simmering bitterness. His resentment toward certain people in his life shows through in subtle comments, but he’s skilled at masking it with humor and bravado. Lately, his cognition has been slipping, and he struggles with memory and focus, which only adds to his internal frustrations. Though he enjoys the lifestyle to an extent with his wife Carol, there are tensions in his relationships that he tries to suppress, leading to an uneasy mix of charm, confusion, and bitterness.
• Physical Description:
  Tommy is in his mid-50s, with greying hair and tanned, slightly leathery skin. His confident swagger is paired with a drink always in hand, which he gestures with while speaking. He is dressed like he is ready to go on a cruise. His laugh is often a bit too loud. His fading memory and cognitive shifts are noticeable, with moments where he struggles to recall details or becomes confused about what’s happening around him.
• Recommended Props: sunglasses

Carol Cruise (The Carefree Cruise Swinger)

• Character Snapshot:
  Carol is bold, boisterous, and loves being the center of attention. She’s confident and never shies away from diving into new experiences. While she enjoys her life, there’s a sense of underlying restlessness that fuels her larger-than-life personality. Her witty humor and flirtation keep people entertained, but she struggles with her deeper feelings and desires, unsure of what she truly wants in her relationships, especially with her husband’s cognitive decline.
• Physical Description:
  Carol is in her early 50s, glamorous, and always dressed to impress. She has a loud, infectious laugh that grabs attention, and her playful energy is reflected in her tendency to joke around and lightly smack people on the arm. When nervous, she fiddles with her wedding ring absentmindedly. Always holding a cocktail, Carol swirls it dramatically as she speaks, adding to her confident, charismatic presence.
• Recommended Props: sunglasses

Olivia Dunderhead (The Nearsighted Newly Wed)

• Character Snapshot:
  Olivia, a few months into the club with her husband Chip, is adventurous and confident, relishing in the excitement of new experiences. She yearns to get out of the mundane routine of her job and home life. She hides her deeper feelings behind a bubbly and flirtatious exterior, enjoying the attention she gets from others, especially when she loses her stuff.
• Physical Description:
  Olivia is in her late 20s, petite and dainty, with a delicate yet noticeable presence. She has expressive eyes and often gestures with her hands when speaking, adding to her vibrant energy. She is very well put together.
• Recommended Props: glasses (please be able to see a bit without them)

Chip Dunderhead (The Idiot Newlywed)

• Character Snapshot:
  Chip, Olivia’s between jobs husband, is the quintessential “surfer bro” who drifts through life oblivious to the deeper dynamics around him. He’s content in his own world and doesn’t question much. His tendency to avoid drama and focus on enjoying the moment means he misses the emotional complexity around him. He’s an eternal optimist, often unaware of the undercurrents of resentment or conflict bubbling up around him. His carefree, clueless nature makes him both endearing and frustrating to those around him.
• Physical Description:
  Chip is in his late 20s, with an average build and slightly messy hair. His loud, unfiltered laughter often stands out, and he has a tendency to slap people on the back too hard when joking, making him seem both boisterous and a bit unaware of his social cues. He’s usually checking his phone, even during conversations, which adds to his distracted demeanor.

***THE FOLLOWING CHARACTERS ARE CHARACTERS THAT ARE NOT A PREEXISTING COUPLE, BUT ARE WRITTEN SO A REAL LIFE COUPLE CAN PLAY THESE CHARACTERS AND PLAY TOGETHER.

***Vicki Vixen (The Sultry Single)

• Character Snapshot:
  Vicki is the embodiment of mystery and confidence. She thrives in the club’s atmosphere, where she enjoys being the center of attention. Beneath her alluring exterior, she is observant and calculating, preferring to keep her true feelings and intentions hidden. Vicki is playful but always maintains control of the situation, carefully managing how others perceive her. She’s aware of the power she holds and knows exactly when to assert it.
• Physical Description:
  Vicki is in her early 20s, strikingly beautiful with a sultry, confident presence. She has a Jessica Rabbit-like allure, always dressed in eye-catching, form-fitting attire. Vicki speaks slowly and deliberately, captivating those around her. She often runs a hand through her hair when thinking and crosses her legs dramatically when seated, always aware of how she presents herself.

***Richard “Dick” Pick (The Detective)

• Character Snapshot:
  Richard is a seasoned private investigator who thrives on scandal and drama. Outwardly inappropriate, he uses his sleazy charm to manipulate people into revealing their secrets, all while keeping a sharp eye on every detail. Though he may appear to be a bumbling fool, he’s actually quite calculating and enjoys getting under people’s skin. He’s driven by the thrill of the case, but also loves making everything more dramatic than it needs to be, adding his own flair to every moment. He’s here to solve the mystery, but it’s all about the spectacle for him.
• Physical Description:
  Richard is in his late 50s, but carries himself with the swagger of a much younger man. His slicked-back hair always looks too greasy, and his cheap, oversized trench coat often hangs awkwardly on him. He smokes cigars like it’s still the 1950s, and when he speaks, it’s usually in a dramatic whisper. He leans in too close to people during interrogations and winks often, sometimes at the most inappropriate moments.
• Recommended Props: magnifying glass, mustache, trenchcoat (especially if there is nothing underneath), fake cigar

Misty Waters (The Squirter)

• Character Snapshot:
  Misty is an over-the-top performer who thrives on drama and craves being the center of attention. She enjoys performing, gossiping, and making a scene. She’s known for her sensual allure and thrives on unforgettable moments, often exaggerating her behavior to make sure everyone notices her. Misty’s insecurities drive her to constantly seek admiration and validation.
• Physical Description:
  A striking figure in her late 20s, Misty is always dressed in glittery and revealing outfits that make her stand out in any crowd. Her hair complements her dramatic gestures, and she often wears heavy makeup to accentuate her sultry look. She’s always in motion, whether tossing her hair or striking a pose, commanding attention wherever she goes.
• Recommended Props: whatever makes you orgasm

Randy Gitter (The Tantric Master)

• Character Snapshot:
  Randy is a self-proclaimed tantric master, constantly preaching about “sacred energy alignment.” He believes sex is a spiritual experience but isn’t as talented as he thinks. Randy loves to sound wise but rarely backs it up with true insight, hiding his insecurity behind his facade of wisdom. He craves recognition as a tantric guru but struggles with self-doubt. Despite his claims, his practice often falls short of the level he projects.
• Physical Description:
  Randy is in his early 40s, with a lean, toned physique that reflects his dedication to yoga and spiritual practices. He wears flowing robes, beads, and always carries a calm, centered presence. His hair is long and slightly unkempt, adding to his “guru” aesthetic. He often strikes yoga poses or stretches in the most random moments, fully committed to his self-proclaimed enlightened persona.
• Recommended Props: hippie/meditation stuff

***THE FOLLOWING CHARACTERS ARE CHARACTERS THAT ARE NOT A PREEXISTING COUPLE, BUT ARE WRITTEN SO A REAL LIFE COUPLE CAN PLAY THESE CHARACTERS AND PLAY TOGETHER.

***Roxie Hardwood (The Domme)

• Character Snapshot:
  Roxie is a commanding presence, exuding confidence and control. She thrives in the role of a tough, intimidating domme but secretly craves deeper emotional connections. Beneath her tough exterior is a soft side that only a few ever get to see. She’s always in control, but her vulnerability lies in her fear of being too intimidating to connect on a deeper level.
• Physical Description:
  Roxie is a striking woman in her mid-30s, always dressed in full dominatrix gear. Her attire includes black leather, studded accessories, and knee-high boots. She has sharp, confident features, with piercing eyes that seem to judge everyone around her. Her posture is commanding, often crossing her arms as she observes others, exuding an intimidating aura of control.
• Recommended Props: impact tools, leather,

***Brock “Backdoor” Baxter (The Ass Man)

• Character Snapshot:
  Brock is shamelessly focused on one thing: the pursuit of pleasure, especially when it comes to his favorite pastime. He’s relentlessly charming and doesn’t shy away from any conversation, always turning it to his desired topic. While his focus might seem exhausting to some, he’s honest about his intentions and never pretends to be anything other than what he is—a man on a mission to do anything involving an ass. Receiving or giving.
• Physical Description:
  Brock is in his mid-30s, always sporting tight pants to showcase his “goods” with an exaggerated sway in his walk. He has a cocky smirk permanently plastered on his face, as if he’s privy to an inside joke only he understands. His style is bold, often punctuated by an obnoxious wink at inopportune moments.

Leo Lustwood (The Socially Unaware Exhibitionist)

• Character Snapshot:
  Leo thrives on being watched and believes the human body is meant to be admired. He views anyone who disagrees as denying their true nature. Even in the midst of a murder investigation, he’s more focused on putting on a show, finding the heat in any situation. Leo’s confidence is his main tool, and he uses it to manipulate his environment, always pushing boundaries to fuel his desire for attention.
• Physical Description:
  Leo is in his early 30s, with a well-toned body that he’s always eager to show off. He’s always barely dressed—his silk robe open, leather pants tight, occasionally less. His posture is confident and self-assured, often flexing and stretching to ensure everyone gets a good view. He oozes charisma, using his physicality to captivate his audience at all times.

Ivy Lustwood (The Shameless Exhibitionist)

• Character Snapshot:
  Ivy is a walking temptation, drawing attention effortlessly without ever having to chase it. Unlike her partner, Leo, who thrives on spectacle, Ivy enjoys testing people’s limits and making them wrestle with their desires. She loves to captivate and enjoys watching others squirm as they navigate the tension she creates, especially in situations where she can push people past their comfort zone.
• Physical Description:
  Ivy is in her mid 30s, a stunning figure draped in a sheer gown that leaves little to the imagination. Her movements are slow and deliberate, each step a calculated tease. She knows the power of eye contact and uses it to her advantage, holding it for just a second too long before smirking. She exudes an effortless sensuality that makes her impossible to ignore.

Vinny “The Sausage King” Romano (The Punny Greaseball)

• Character Snapshot:
  Vinny is the quintessential Italian-American, full of passion for food, fun, and “spreading the love.” He sees swinging as an art form, much like Italian cuisine—each experience is about savoring the moment. Though he can be overwhelming, his infectious enthusiasm and constant comparisons to food (especially sausage) make him unforgettable.
• Physical Description:
  Vinny is a boisterous man in his 40s with slicked-back hair and an open shirt, proudly displaying his thick gold chain. He’s always animated, gesturing wildly as he speaks, his presence impossible to miss. His personality matches his appearance—loud, proud, and unashamed of his larger-than-life energy.
• Recommended Props: fake sandwich

Marie “Pastrami Princess” Romano (The Meat Eating Queen)

• Character Snapshot:
  Bold, sassy, and unapologetically confident, Marie is a woman who knows exactly what she wants—and that includes high standards in the swinging scene. She loves the thrill but expects those around her to bring the same fiery energy she and her husband, Vinny, do. A lover of good food and spice, she’s a force to be reckoned with.
• Physical Description:
  Marie is a confident woman in her 30s, with big hair and an attitude to match. She’s always dressed in a tight, figure-hugging dress, chewing gum and snapping it aggressively. Her every movement exudes sass, and her nails tap impatiently when she’s waiting for something to happen.
• Recommended Props: fake sandwich

Harold “Harry the Hammer” Goldstein (Grandpa)

• Character Snapshot:
  With sharp wit and an even sharper tongue, Harry is full of exaggerated stories from his heyday in the swinging scene, which he believes was far superior to the “ethical non-monogamy” of today. Though he’s past his prime, Harry is determined to prove that age doesn’t slow him down. He’s a bit of a legend in his own mind, always eager to share a story and make sure the younger crowd knows that he’s still got it.
• Physical Description:
  Harry is an 82-year-old man with a wiry frame, sporting a silk robe over a vintage mesh tank top. He constantly smokes an unlit cigar, claiming it’s for “show,” and carries a jar of Werther’s Originals in his robe pocket. His knees are a bit creaky, but he still insists on demonstrating complicated positions, always slapping younger men on the back with a hearty “kid!”

Edith “Eddie” Goldstein (Grandma)

• Character Snapshot:
  A retired burlesque dancer, Edith exudes class and charm, even if she rolls her eyes at Harry’s exaggerated stories. She’s flirtatious but sharp, calling out her husband’s nonsense while commanding attention in any room. Despite her age, she’s as vivacious as ever, with a knack for keeping things stylish and smooth, even when things go sideways. She may be old, but she shows the younger crowd exactly what real class is all about.
• Physical Description:
  Edith is an 80-year-old, hearing impaired woman with a graceful, statuesque presence, always draped in a feathered robe over vintage lingerie. She has a quick-witted demeanor. She adjusts her hearing aid when conversations get too quiet and is known to deliver a sharp smack with her purse when Harry gets too fresh with someone. She can still pull off a high kick when the moment calls for it, proving she’s got plenty of fire left.

Lexi “Why Not?” Lane (The Try Gal)

• Character Snapshot:
  Adventurous and impulsive, Lexi lives by the motto “You never know until you try it.” She’s dangerously open-minded, often jumping into things too quickly, which leads to a string of unexpected situations. Enthusiastic and full of life, she has no shame, no filter, and is always looking for the next thrill. She’s never met a challenge—or a person—she wouldn’t dare to take on, making her the wild card of the group. Nothing is too taboo for Lexi; if someone says, “You wouldn’t dare,” she absolutely will.
• Physical Description:
  Lexi is always dressed in something skin-tight, shiny, or barely there, fully embracing her love for showing off. Her playful nature is reflected in her style, always exuding confidence and flirtation. She twirls her hair, even when it’s completely inappropriate, and constantly winks—leaving everyone guessing whether she’s serious or just having fun. Her giggles are often heard when things are at their wildest, and her carefree attitude makes her impossible to miss.

Rex “No Limits” Lane (The Try Guy)

• Character Snapshot:
  Rex is the embodiment of “live fast, die young”—although he’s definitely not young anymore. He’s a former stuntman turned thrill-seeker, always looking for that next adrenaline rush. Like Lexi, he has no filter and no limits, but he tends to be a bit more reckless, with a love for danger and a constant need for excitement. Despite his wild side, he’s incredibly loyal to Lexi, and their marriage is built on shared adventures and a constant push to find new boundaries. Rex is the kind of guy who would literally jump out of a plane without a second thought—just to see if it’s as fun as everyone says it is.
• Physical Description:
  Rex is tall, athletic, and covered in tattoos that tell the story of his impulsive life. His clothes are always on the edgier side—leather jackets, distressed jeans, and boots, with a rough-around-the-edges look that contrasts his wife’s flirtatious vibe. He’s got a scruffy beard and a wild, untamed hairstyle that matches his chaotic energy. He carries himself with an air of “I’m always ready for the next adventure,” whether it’s a late-night dive bar or a spontaneous road trip.

Jake Thompson (The One-Upping Newbies)

• Character Snapshot
  Jake has a sharp, chiseled look with tousled hair that he’s constantly running a hand through to keep it “perfectly messy.” He smirks like he’s always in on a secret, and he stares just long enough at people to make sure Melanie notices. He laughs louder than necessary when he flirts, trying to make it clear to everyone around him (but mostly to Melanie) that he’s still got it.
• Physical Description
  Jake is competitive, hot-headed, and thrives on creating chaos, especially when it involves his wife, Melanie. Their marriage is one of constant games, where he’s always trying to outdo her and make her jealous. It’s not about love for Jake—at least, not in the traditional sense—it’s about dominance, winning, and keeping the upper hand. Underneath the bravado and drama, however, Jake is deeply in love with Melanie, but his pride prevents him from admitting it. He’ll flirt, kiss, and push boundaries just to prove that he can, but the truth is, he secretly craves her attention more than anything.

Melanie Thompson (The One-Upping Newbies)

• Character snapshot
  Melanie is always tossing her hair dramatically, using it as a tool of distraction. She loves giving exaggerated fake laughs while flirting, making sure Jake sees it every time. She taps her nails on her drink—something she knows will annoy him—and casually calls random men “Babe” to make him twitch. She’s always playing her own game of mind tricks, but with a smirk that says she’s in control.
• Physical description
  Melanie thrives on competition, especially with her husband, Jake. She plays the game of jealousy like a pro, constantly one-upping him whenever he flirts or acts out. Her indifference is a mask—deep down, the chaos and drama fuel her, and the more Jake gets jealous, the more exciting the night becomes. She loves to push his buttons, keeping the tension high between them, and never hesitates to flirt, kiss, or take things further just to see how far she can push him.

Sky “Love is My Oxygen” Moonbeam (Dedicated Bohemian)

• Character snapshot:
  Sky is the quintessential bohemian goddess, draped in flowy, earthy dresses, and crowned with flowers. Her glow (probably from turmeric shots) never fades. She can’t stop touching River—always holding his hand, kissing his cheek, or stroking his arm. When talking about their connection, she makes deep, unsettling eye contact. She refers to River as “my twin flame, my moonbeam, my eternal love” at every opportunity. She often drops everything to straddle him mid-conversation to reinforce their cosmic bond.
• Physical description:
  Sky is the embodiment of free spirit and spiritual devotion. She lives and breathes love, light, and tantric wisdom, often making others uncomfortable with her excessive, overt affection for her soulmate, River. They share an almost otherworldly connection—finishing each other’s sentences, meditating together, and offering each other superfoods in public. Sky speaks in a slow, dreamy tone as though she’s always in a state of enlightenment, but her outward devotion hides a more complicated relationship, full of “breaks” and secret flings.

River “The Universe Gave Me This Body” Starlight (Zen Master)

• Character snapshot:
  River is the impossibly healthy, deeply spiritual husband to Sky, living a life dedicated to clean eating, good vibes, and sensual connection. He views his body as a temple and Sky as its high priestess. Their relationship is so intense and performative that it makes even the most open-minded swingers uncomfortable. Every conversation inevitably circles back to his overwhelming adoration for Sky, accompanied by forehead kisses and poetic musings about her divinity. While he preaches enlightenment and detachment, he secretly enjoys attention and validation.
• Physical Description:
  River is chiseled and perpetually shirtless, flaunting his perfectly sculpted physique at every opportunity. He always smells like a mix of coconut oil and incense. His movements are slow and deliberate, with a constant air of deep contemplation. He speaks softly but intensely, making every word sound profound. River frequently massages Sky’s shoulders and kisses her hand before responding to any question, no matter how mundane. He exhales deeply before answering anything, as if drawing wisdom from the universe itself.

Dr. Wendy Bloom (The Sexual Health Doctor)

• Character snapshot:
  Wendy Bloom is an endlessly enthusiastic and open-minded sex educator who sees every moment as a teachable moment—regardless of appropriateness. Alongside her husband, Harold, she has dedicated her life to promoting healthy sexual communication and exploration. Unfortunately, her well-meaning lessons often arrive at the worst possible times, including immediately after a brutal murder. Wendy’s approach is upbeat and reassuring, but her lack of awareness about social timing makes her both hilarious and slightly unnerving.
• Physical description:
  Wendy Bloom embodies a blend of business-casual professionalism and progressive sex education. She wears cardigans, sensible heels, and tasteful yet unmistakable vibrator-shaped earrings. Always armed with a pamphlet or book on sex positivity, she has an uncanny ability to pull out educational materials mid-conversation. Her touch is affectionate but clinical, treating Harold as though she’s demonstrating proper hand placement for a lesson. She maintains a warm, reassuring smile, even while discussing deeply uncomfortable topics.
• Recommended Props: Textbook, Science stuff

Harold Bloom (The Academic)

• Character snapshot:
  A devoted husband and academic, Harold is just as passionate about sex education as Wendy, though he delivers it with a calm, research-heavy approach. He believes everything—even murder—can be understood through scholarly analysis. Secretly, he envies the Moonbeams’ uninhibited nature but would never admit it.
• Physical description:
  Harold exudes “dad-chic” with a tweed blazer, slacks, and glasses that scream Sexual Health & Society professor. He takes long, thoughtful pauses before dropping unsettlingly clinical sex facts, adjusting his glasses as if preparing for a lecture. He nods sagely at everything Wendy says, no matter how uncomfortable it makes others.
• Recommended Props: Textbook

Travis “Too Much” Thompson (The Oversharer)

• Character snapshot:
  Travis is a walking overshare, delighting in shocking and entertaining with his no-filter approach to sex talk. He thrives on making people regret asking him anything. Despite his bravado, his “expertise” is largely a result of saying yes to everything. His main mission? Dragging his shy girlfriend, Tessa, out of her shell—whether she wants it or not.
• Physical Description:
  Always grinning like he just got away with something filthy, Travis leans in too close before delivering wildly inappropriate anecdotes. His hand gestures mimic things no one wants to visualize, and he winks constantly—even when it makes no sense. Wears a tank top that says, “Ask Me About My Kinks!” and genuinely hopes you do.

Tessa Meyers (The Mortified Girlfriend)

• Character snapshot:
  Soft-spoken and introverted, Tessa is in a constant state of secondhand embarrassment thanks to her overly enthusiastic boyfriend. She loves him—truly—but she deeply wishes he had a single thought he kept to himself. Conflict-avoidant to a fault, she sighs deeply rather than arguing, doing her best to survive the chaos around her.
• Physical Description:
  A walking human comfort blanket, Tessa is always wrapped in soft, cozy sweaters, clutching her drink like a lifeline. Her face is perpetually in her hands as Travis speaks, and she mutters, “Jesus Christ, Travis…” at least five times an hour.

Bubba Ray Johnson (Alabama Native)

• Character snapshot:
  Bubba Ray treats the swingers’ club like a county fair—full of free samples and new experiences he doesn’t understand but is eager to try. He’s loud, rowdy, and ready for anything, even if he has no clue what he’s getting into. He came with his wife, Jolene, to “see what all the fuss is about,” and now he’s all in—even if some of these contraptions make him a little nervous.
• Physical Description:
  A burly, red-blooded country boy, Bubba Ray is never without his cowboy boots, ten-gallon hat, and a belt buckle the size of a dinner plate. He’s always got a beer in hand (even when there’s no beer around) and slaps his knee when he laughs—loudly and often. His enthusiastic back pats feel like getting hit by a bull, and he calls everyone “partner,” “darlin’,” or “hoss.”
• Recommended Props: Southern props: overalls, cowboy hat, cowboy boots

Jolene Johnson (Alabama Native)

• Character Snapshot:
  Jolene agreed to come here as a joke, but now that she’s arrived? She’s intrigued. Unlike her husband, Bubba Ray, she’s taking her time—watching, learning, assessing. She’s got sass sharper than a barbed-wire fence and a mouth that could humble a preacher. She adores Bubba but isn’t above slapping the stupid out of him when needed. While he’s diving in headfirst, she’s considering whether she might just let herself indulge—for research purposes, of course.
• Physical Description:
  A Southern belle with towering hair, dazzling nails, and an attitude to match. Jolene’s curves are hugged by a leopard-print dress, and her heels could kill a man (and maybe have). Her smirk is as sharp as her eyeliner, and when she snaps her gum, you feel
• Recommended Props: Southern props: overalls, cowboy hat, cowboy boots

Doug Miller (Accidental Newbie)

• Character Snapshot:
  Doug is a mild-mannered accountant who’s completely out of his element at the swingers club. He was expecting something more sophisticated but is now trapped in a whirlwind of confusion and anxiety. He’s trying to be polite, but the constant surprises have him spiraling into panic. His main goal for the night is survival, avoiding anything too scandalous, and getting out with his dignity intact.
• Physical Description:
  Wearing khakis and a golf polo, Doug sticks out like a sore thumb in the sex club. His unassuming, average-guy look—complete with a wedding ring he constantly adjusts—shows just how out of place he is. He clutches his drink like it’s the only thing keeping him grounded.
• Recommended Props: Khakis and polo, glass of water

Bethany Miller (Accidental Newbie)

• Character Snapshot:
  A suburban wife who thought she was attending a “spicy masquerade party,” Bethany is initially horrified by the club’s activities but quickly becomes fascinated. She’s eager to learn about the people, terms, and experiences around her—always with a “strictly educational” excuse. Unlike her husband Doug, she’s not in a rush to leave and finds herself unexpectedly intrigued by everything going on.
• Physical Description:
  Bethany is dressed in a knee-length, modest dress that sticks out in the sex club. She clutches her purse like it’s a lifeline, constantly blushing as she leans into conversations, showing her genuine curiosity despite her initial shock.
• Recommended Props: Modest but accessible skirt/dress

Gerald “Gerry” Peepers (The Voyeur)

• Character Snapshot:
  Gerry is a dedicated chronicler of erotic experiences. He treats the night like an academic symposium on sexual expression, recording every detail with precision. Rarely participating, he focuses on documenting technique, enthusiasm, and creativity. He sees himself as a historian of pleasure and is constantly muttering critiques while observing others, though he secretly harbors a desire to participate without the pressure of note-taking.
• Physical Description:
  Gerry is a man who looks like a retired professor—dressed in blazers, slacks, and often sporting a scarf. His wire-rimmed glasses add to his academic appearance, and he always carries a leather-bound notebook in which he documents everything meticulously.
• Recommended Props: Notebook and pen, glasses,

Marge Peepers (The Voyeur)

• Character Snapshot:
  Marge is Gerry’s devoted partner in the academic pursuit of sexual documentation. She’s fascinated by the science behind pleasure but struggles to fully engage in it herself. She’s the perfect observer—always taking notes, tracking performance, and never missing a detail. Her meticulous nature often leads her to correct others, but deep down, she’s curious about what it would be like to experience pleasure instead of just studying it.
• Physical Description:
  Marge wears librarian-style glasses and always carries a clipboard with color-coded sticky notes for her documentation. She’s meticulous in her appearance, with her hair often pulled back, and her posture is always straight, as if in a classroom. A stopwatch hangs from her neck for “rhythm consistency tracking.”
• Recommended Props: Notebook and pen, glasses

Barry “Footloose” Benson (The Foot Guy)

• Character Snapshot:
  Barry’s obsession with feet is deep and unwavering. He sees feet as the ultimate source of pleasure and intimacy, and he’s convinced that everyone else is missing out. His enthusiasm is off-putting to most, as he often shares unsolicited opinions on “proper foot care” and tries to convince others to see feet as the key to true connection. His constant focus on feet makes him seem odd, and his wife, Linda, is still struggling to understand the full extent of his fixation.
• Physical Description:
  Barry sports the iconic socks with sandals combo, proudly wearing them as his trademark. He carries a “Foot Play 101” book in his bag and frequently spends time under tables, looking at other people’s feet. His focus is on foot care and he always seems to be sniffing feet after interactions, like it’s a casual habit.
• Recommended Props: Some random shoe to carry around

Linda Benson (The Bored Wife)

• Character Snapshot:
  Linda is loving but increasingly frustrated with Barry’s obsession. She’s tried to accommodate him, but his relentless focus on feet has left her wanting more variety and connection. Tonight, she’s determined to take control and find someone willing to distract her from Barry’s foot fixation. She’s looking for a fresh experience and desperately needs a break from the monotony.
• Physical Description:
  Linda dresses to show off her feet, choosing shoes that highlight them but avoiding making eye contact with Barry when he goes into “foot mode.” She often rubs her temples when Barry starts talking about his latest foot care theory and frequently glances at others in the group, hoping to find someone to converse with other than Barry.
• Recommended Props: Flattering open toe shoes

Dominic Steele (The Dom)

• Character Snapshot:
  Dominic is Vanessa’s Dom. He thrives on control and enjoys testing psychological power dynamics. He is precise, measured, and enjoys crafting every encounter with care. While domineering, he is measured and thoughtful in his approach, enjoying the psychological thrill of control. He’s selective in who he allows to engage with him in his lifestyle, and he’s always looking for new ways to push limits.
• Physical Description:
  Dominic dresses in leather and chains as part of his everyday attire. His look is commanding and intentional, designed to exude authority. He speaks with authority, often using slow, deliberate movements. His voice is low and deliberate, as if carefully crafting each word. He carries a bag with supplies for “impromptu sessions” and cracks his knuckles or taps his fingers on the table, giving off the impression that he’s always waiting for the right moment.
• Recommended Props: Devices of torture (whip, handcuffs)       

Vanessa Steele (Devoted Sub)

• Character Snapshot:
  Vanessa is Dominic’s devoted submissive partner, living to please him and loving her role as a submissive. She’s quiet in larger settings and clingy to her Dom, but can be wild and uninhibited in the right environment and eventually show her submission to others.
• Physical Description:
  Vanessa wears soft leather outfits that emphasize her submission. Her body language signals openness, as though she is constantly awaiting instructions. She often avoids eye contact with others but keeps a respectful distance. When she speaks, her voice is soft, laced with deference, and she occasionally nervously twirls a strand of hair when feeling overwhelmed.
• Recommended Props: Leather, chokers, leashes, submissive BDSM gear.

*THE FOLLOWING FOUR CHARACTERS ARE GOOD FOR TWO COUPLES WHO PLAN ON PLAYING WITH EACH OTHER in a MF/MF situation. IF YOU WOULD LIKE THIS ROLE, PLEASE SPECIFY WHO YOU WOULD WANT IT WITH.

*Lisa Daniels (The Divorce Initiator)

• Character snapshot:
  Lisa is thriving post-divorce, and nothing brings her more joy than watching Chad suffer. She plays it cool, sipping wine while his blood pressure rises. Vince, her arm candy for the evening, is less about passion and more about optics—because Chad hates that she upgraded. While she enjoys the power she holds over her ex, she’s not above indulging in a little fun of her own—especially if it involves making Ava blush.
• Physical Description:
  Effortlessly stunning with a refined, polished style that screams money well spent. Lisa’s beauty isn’t loud—it’s devastatingly casual, which only makes it more infuriating for Chad. Her wine glass is an extension of her hand, and her smirk could level a man’s ego in seconds.

*Chad Daniels (The Divorced)

• Character snapshot:
  Chad is the epitome of an insecure man trying to convince everyone, including himself, that he “won” the divorce. He’s brash, overconfident, and completely unable to move past his bitterness. His main goal? Making Lisa jealous, showing off his “superior” sexual prowess, and proving to anyone who will listen that he’s the alpha in any situation. Despite his bravado, he’s constantly on edge, worried about how his ex is moving on and battling with his own deep-rooted insecurities.
• Physical Description:
  Business bro chic—he’s got an expensive watch, a perfectly pressed shirt that’s just a little too unbuttoned, and an air of arrogance that’s almost as polished as his look. Chad’s always sporting a smug smirk, especially when he’s convinced he’s winning at life, and his flexing arms are a constant display of his “alpha” energy.

*Ava Sinclair (The Girlfriend)

• Character snapshot:
  Ava is fun, flirty, and loves drama. She likes to take the little problems and make a slow burning fire out of them.
• Physical Description:
  Ava is petite with a magnetic, dangerous allure. She exudes playful energy, her teasing smirks and knowing glances leaving an impression on anyone nearby. Her look is casual yet seductive, with an ability to seem completely innocent while causing chaos.

*Vince Carter (The Boyfriend)

• Character Snapshot:
  Genuinely nice, oblivious to the toxic dynamics around him, and slow on the uptake. Vince came for a fun time but gets caught in a web of tension. He’s open-minded, willing to go with the flow, and tries to stay out of the drama, though he inevitably gets swept into it. He’s a “yes man” when it comes to fun, and once he realizes what’s happening, he’s all in.
• Physical Description:
  Massive, beefy, and sweet-looking with a broad smile and an easy-going demeanor. His size often makes him seem intimidating, but he’s actually quite friendly and unaware of the drama around him.

**THE FOLLOWING CHARACTERS ARE GOOD FOR COUPLES WHO PLAN ON PLAYING WITH EACH OTHER in a MF/FM situation. THE TWO MALE CHARACTERS ARE SINGLE MAIN CHARACTERS THAT ARE UNRELATED TO THE F/F COUPLE. PLEASE SPECIFY WHO IS IN THIS DYNAMIC. 

**Dani “Double D” Deluca

• Character Snapshot:
  Rowdy, loud, and proud, Dani treats every day like Mardi Gras. She thrives on attention and isn’t afraid to grab the spotlight—whether it’s by flashing a group of people, starting a chant, or getting people to loosen up. She’s equal parts fun and chaos, always the life of the party, and her motto is “if you’re not flashing, you’re not living.”
• Physical Description:
  Toned, tan, and often topless. She has a larger-than-life presence, with a broad smile and a carefree, party-loving attitude. Her body is just as bold as her personality, and she’s often the first to start a fun, attention-grabbing stunt.
• Recommended Props: Shirt that’s easy to lift up

**Tina “Teeny T” Thompson

• Character Snapshot:
  Strategic and calculated, Tina is the mastermind behind the chaos that Dani causes. She’s always one step ahead, knowing exactly when and how to deploy the boobs for maximum effect. She thrives on watching the madness unfold and hypes Dani up like a personal cheerleader. While Dani is the wild one, Tina is the one who knows how to make the most out of every moment.
• Physical Description:
  Petite but powerful, Tina exudes confidence and energy, always rocking a crop top that she barely bothers to keep on. Her movements are sharp and intentional, especially when she’s preparing to make an impact with her signature “flash” move.
• Recommended Props: Shirt that’s easy to lift up

**Hank “Dirty Hands” Dobbs (The Janitor)

• Character Snapshot:
  Hank has seen it all in his years as the club’s janitor, and he’s thoroughly unimpressed by the filth he has to clean up. Despite his gruff attitude, he’s keenly observant and knows more than he lets on. Nothing shocks him anymore, though tonight something feels off, and he’s suspicious. He’s a bit of a loner, sticking to his duties and avoiding drama, but his insider knowledge might come in handy if he’s pushed far enough.
• Physical Description:
  Hank is in his late 40s, wearing a stained maintenance jumpsuit that reeks of disinfectant. His appearance is always a bit disheveled, with cigarettes hanging from his lips, half-burnt or discarded wherever he’s standing. His hands are perpetually grimy from cleaning up the messes everyone else makes, and he never seems to be without a grumble or complaint.
• Recommended Props: Broom, mop, spray,

**Dustin McFlop (The Scumbag Single Guy)

• Character Snapshot:
  Dustin is arrogant, self-serving, and manipulative, constantly seeking attention and toying with people’s emotions without concern for consequences. He prides himself on being the life of the party, though he secretly fears he’s losing his appeal. Despite his bravado, he’s insecure and often overcompensates. He’s desperate to prove that he’s still desirable and worthy of being part of the scene.
• Physical Description:
  Dustin is in his late 20s with an overconfident posture, chest puffed out, and slicked-back hair. He always looks a little too polished, adjusting his shirt cuffs and running a hand through his hair frequently. He winks way too often and has a signature, cringeworthy pick-up line for everyone he meets. His speech is loud, and he talks over people, especially women.